“Radical Militant Librarian”.. soo, can I get that added to my job title?

I wanted to blog this a few days ago, but work always keeps me busy, and weekends are busy doing things I can’t on weekdays. That and recently our internet connection has been having problems.
On Tuesday I was listening to NPR while driving to work. I was listening to them talking about the Patriot Act. At the time I was too busy watching traffic ahead of me to really listen all too closely. That is until I heard this, “While radical militant librarians kick us around, true terrorists benefit from OIPR’s failure to let us use the tools given to us.”

Quoted from the NPR report found here.

Radical Militant Librarians, eh? I suddenly had the urge to wiggle my fingers while saying “OOoooo” in a spooky voice. (For those who do not know, I work as a library assistant.)
Already I have seen a spark in cafepress items related to this.
So can I have that added to my official job title? It sounds nice and powerful and needing of a pay raise. 😀
Well I guess I should go and gather together some camouflage clothing for work. Though I’m not exactly sure what one considers as camouflage in a library setting.